Vogue Parody (73 questions 😱🙊🙈)

You may have seen these Vogue Parody posts floating around the blogging and youtube world. I've been enjoying these posts so much that I decided to have a go at it myself. I've watched so many of these videos and read a lot of these posts but I'm going to give credit to Plaid And Sugar as her blog was the most recent one that I have read and I really enjoyed reading her answers. Go check them out!

There's 73 Vogue inspired questions all in all, I must be mad to do this post but I have some time on my hands and this looks like it's going to be a fun post, so grab a drink and have a gander at my answers below..... 

Q1, What are you most excited about these days?

At the moment I'm loving the lighter nights, the change in wardrobe with it being spring and coming up to summer. Excited about life in general and being thankful for everyday.

Q2, What's your favourite holiday? 

I adore Christmas! I just love the build up, the planning, the tree, the music, celebrating Jesus, cooking the dinner, giving gifts to people. I just love it all. I can't wait for October to come around because It's like the countdown to Christmas. You have Halloween, Bonfire Night (my birthday) and Christmas.

Q3, Favourite season?

It's a tie between Autumn and Winter, for the reasons I mentioned in the last question and for hot chocolate and bonfire lattes.

Q4, Where does one go on a perfect road trip?

I would recommend Scotland. I love the little islands around Loch Lomond. I've had a road trip there many times and even walked it. There's lovely pubs and hotels, stunning scenery and just talking about it is making me homesick.

Q5, What is the best activity when home on a rainy day? 

I love having a bubblebath and listening to the rain outside, there's something relaxing about it. Very ASMR.

Q6, If you could switch lives with someone for one day, who would it be? 

Mariah Carey! 

Q7, What is the best thing that happened this year?

I don't know lol, ask me this question again at the end of the year.

Q8, What's your New Year's resolution?

I don't have any.

Q9, What's your favourite exercise? 


Q10, Best way to decompress? 

Foot massage, bubblebath, reading a book or watching a movie.

Q11, What's your favourite country to visit?

I love visiting back home in Scotland. I love the countryside. 

Q12, Last country you visited?


Q13, Country you wish to visit?


Q14, What's your favourite ice cream? 

Mint ice cream with chocolate chips!

Q15, What makes you smile the most?

Cute babies and animals.

Q16, What's the coolest thing in the world? 

That there's good, kind people out there. With all the darkness in the world, it's easy to forget that there are people out there who care, love animals and go out of their way to help others in time of need.

Q17, What is the cutest thing in the world?

Same as question 15, babies and animals.

Q18, How do you know you're in love?

You can't stop thinking about that person. You love being around them and everything about them. When you think of the future you imagine it with them included.

Q19, If you could go to any concert, past or present, what would it be?

Either a Michael Jackson or Frank Sinatra concert, that would be amazing.

Q20, What's the best gift you've ever received?

A jewellery box when I was 8 or 9 from my grandmother. I still have it to this day.
Q21, Favourite fashion trend of all time?

I'm obsessed with the 80s and love the whole denim jacket, neon clothes and crazy, wild hair look lol.

Q22, What's your favourite movie of all time?

The Silence Of The Lambs.

Q23, What was the movie that made you cry?

The Notebook (I think everyone has cried at that film)

Q24, If you could make a documentary, what would it be about?

Being a true crime buff it would probably be something to do with that.

Q25, If you had one superpower, what would it be?

I'd go around curing terminal illnesses and find a cure for cancer.

Q26, What is the skill still unmastered?

Knitting! I just could never get the hang of it.

Q27, What is the best thing that happened to you today?

I woke up, my Boots order arrived and I had a fabulous bubblebath.

Q28, Do you like surprises?

It depends, I'm not one for people showing up out of the blue when I'm in my dressing gown with no makeup on lol. 

Q29, If you could do a flash mob, where would it be? 

The middle of Kelvingrove Art Gallery in Glasgow (one of my favourite places).

Q30, Do you love cupcakes?


Q31, Do you usually bake cupcakes?

Nope, I tend to buy them lol.

Q32, What is your favourite dessert?

Victoria sponge cake.

Q33, Is there a dessert you don't like?

Anything with currants in.

Q34, What's your favourite bakery?

Patisserie Valerie or Krispy Kreme.

Q35, What's your favourite food?

French fries with ketchup or Quorn chicken nuggets.

Q36, It's brunch, what do you eat?

Egg sandwich or a veggie Scottish breakfast or a Quorn bacon sandwich.

Q37, You're stuck on an Island. You can only pick one food forever without getting tired of it?

French fries and ketchup.

Q38, Favourite colour?

Pink or black.

Q39, Favourite superhero?


Q40, What do you usually order at Starbucks?

Decaf Vanilla latte or Cappuccino.
Q41, Who is the last person you texted?

My other half.

Q42, What's your favourite activity to do in your hometown?


Q43, What's the next book you plan on reading?

I have no idea. I've only just started one.

Q44, What do you love in your pizza?

I love a veggie Supreme pizza from Dominoes with extra olives. I sometimes have the herb dip too.

Q45, Favourite drink?


Q46, Milk or dark chocolate?

I like dark if it's with mint but I'm a big fan of cadbury's. 

Q47, What's your favourite band?

Depeche Mode.

Q48, Favourite solo artist?


Q49, Favourite lyrics?

I have so many but I'll go with the first ones that come into my head. ''You wear guilt, like shackles on your feet, like a halo in reverse'' 

Q50, If your life was a song, what would be the title? 

Welcome to my nightmare lol. 

Q51, If you could master one instrument, what would it be?

Electric guitar.

Q52, If you had a tattoo, where would it be?

I have two tattoo's but I want another one on my wrist.

Q53, To be or not to be?

That is the question.

Q54, Dolphins or Koalas?

I love all animals and couldn't possibly pick between them.

Q55, How do you like your coffee?

Decaf, skimmed milk and no sugar.

Q56, What's your favourite curse word?

Fuck sake! 

Q57, What was your prom dress colour? 

I didn't go to prom. We didn't have that at my school, we had school discos lol. 

Q58, Diamonds or Pearls?

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Q59, Cheap shampoo or expensive?

I used to buy expensive shampoo but I find the drug store ones are just as good. I like L'Oreal's range for coloured hair.

Q60, Blow dry or air dry?

Blow dry in the winter. Air dry in the summer.

Q61, Heels or flats?


Q62, Pilates or yoga?


Q63, Jogging or swimming?


Q64, One thing you can't live without?

My other half and my cat.

Q65, What's one cause that's dear to your heart?

Cancer research.

Q66, Who would you want to shoot a scene with?

Gary Oldman.

Q67, Favourite sport?

Ice skating or gymnastics.

Q68, Do you have a morning beauty ritual?

I usually do my skincare routine at night but I always make sure that my skin, especially my face and neck is properly moisturised.

Q69, What's your favourite thing to wear?

I like vest tops and have loads of them. You can wear them at any time of the year and they go with everything.

Q70, What's the priciest thing you've ever splurged on?

A bag, but to be fair, I still have it and I bought it a few years back.

Q71, Do you play any musical instruments?

The recorder lol!

Q72, What's your favourite book of all time?

So far it's, Remember The Time by Bill Whitfield.

Q73, What is something you always travel with?

Makeup bag and antibacterial hand gel. 

Wow!!! 73 questions later and here we are, hope you made it to the end. Thank you if you did, I appreciate it. Tag me on twitter if you decide to have a go at this yourself. 

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  1. This is such a fun idea! It's great to help us get to know you better :)

    Thank you for sharing.

    - Nyxie


    1. Thank you for reading Nyxie! Hope you have a great weekend : ) x

  2. I loved all the answers to those questions, and I have heard a lot about the Quorn chicken nuggets in the vegan groups but I haven't seen them where I live.


    1. Are you in the UK? Have a look on the Quorn official website for stockists. I hope you get a chance to try them, they're fab! Thank you for taking the time to read my post : ) x

    2. I'm not but I will check out the website, they have of the Quorn brand at my local store just not the chicken products that I really want to try. lol